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Lori and Levi's Coffee Shop

Damn Fine Coffee

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Hey Everybody! Check out wedding information and directions at the Double Happiness Page! Hope to see you all there!

Welcome to Lori and Levi's Coffee Shop!! Help yourself to one of Chef Levi's culinary delights at the Swedish Chef's Smorgasbord; visit the Owl's Nest, Ginsberg's Bohemian Bar, Mulholland Drive and the Super Saiyan Shak (coming soon); pay homage to our beloved Azriel at Memorial To A Queen; learn more about us at Aquawoman's Underwater Hideout or check out our resumes.

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Represent the LBC

Pictures from our new home coming as soon as I develop my film...

Now, More Than Ever...

W's head as a cursor is pretty disturbing, don't you think?

My new favorite quote: "The system's broke, Hank. The election baby has peed in the bathwater. We gotta throw them both out." -King of the Hill

In Honor of National Poetry Month:

This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.  The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic presentation by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

 

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think that we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where
Our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

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Our Staff

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Owners, Calvin and Ron

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Jay and Erin, Managers

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Super Bean, Bouncer

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Matt, Special Agent

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Kyle and Lewis, Male Escorts

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Tuna, Female Escort

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Noko, Little Devil

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AC and Patricia, Bartenders

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Eric, Entertainment

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Vince, Kris, and Lenny, Support

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Donnie and Maddy, Support

Disclaimer: The purpose of this site was just to see if we too could build a website; everyone else was doing it! This site is not entirely serious, and not entirely a joke, and completely subject to change.